2009年5月5日

"I Have The Biggest Banana!!” (revised)

BY OLIVIA WEI FANG
Not every person enjoys sex in SL!!


Sex places are always crowed with people whenever one log in the Second Life. People enjoy having sex by equipping big dicks to attract women in SL. But does everyone in SL enjoy hanging around sex places?

“J” is the one who does not enjoy having sex in SL. Yet, “J” has the biggest banana is SL! If you often TP to sex places, you may meet “J” there if you are lucky enough. “J” hates sex places and “J” hates people who only want to be naked or fucked or eager to hear dirty talks there. Thus, “J” gets a plan to disturb this place every now and then. In this case, a banana suit will do!

“J” wears the banana suit and comes to these “naked” and “sexy” places. Instead of wearing sexy clothes, “J” wrapped up with the banana suit and make monkey noises. Of course the banana suit is not sexy enough for those who eager to see the naked sexy body. What’s more, the monkey noises disturb those who enjoy hearing pants and screaming when having sex. But “J” does provide the most incredible there. Wearing the biggest “banana” among all the others doesn’t make “J” alluring? “Yo~~ see I got the bigggggggggggest banana~~ who can compare with me~?” “J” yells in the sex places, making lots of noises to distract people’s attention. People there may not really care about “J’s” disturbing; however, those who are looking for a place to enjoy being naked or fucked get angry. They leave the places at once when they see “J” is there screaming or even dancing as an escort. However, not every person hates “J’s” behavior. For a person who doesn’t really care about “J’s” disturbing find it amusing to see “J” being around!

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